Pin the tail on the JACKASS

So my peeps - I was on quite a hiatus with the writer’s block…I also got sucked into the great black whole of social networking. So even though the blog was so important to me, being in touch real time helped give me the instant gratification I was needing. I had my virtual bar that I could visit for hours-in my pajamas-with my cocktail(s)- and I had the kickass DELETE button also. I sooooo need this in the real world. Just like the Easy Button. Make mine a double. 

As my insomniac self writes this post, the m*fckin remote control has decided to stop working. And I can’t get up. It’s stuck on THE WORLD Tournament of POKER. WHO watches this shit? It’s just a bunch of sketchy looking freaks wearing weird hats and dark glasses and making the shrilling sound of chips - over and over. Shoot me in the face. Alright, it has been turned. To DR.PHIL. Really? I’m gonna head over to QVC. Better yet, I just found some OnDemand Jersey Shore. Don’t hate - you can have all of this too.

I wanted to break the ice with a picture from Rabun Gap Nacoochee (NOSMOOCHEE) School’s high school reunion. This is the picture that was taken at the 20th high school reunion party. Can you find the biggest jackass there? The school should be so proud. My kids should be even more proud. 

can you find me?